monotonehell

The most awesome thing since the last awesome thing...

2009-12-11T14:11:58Z

I dunno what I want for Xmas...

2009-12-11T14:04:46Z

But these guys...

...and girls...

...do.

WTF?

2009-10-26T16:37:48Z

I'm in Anaheim

2009-09-16T01:47:35Z

I made it. It actually went quite smoothly, apart from a little rushing at Sydney (worst airport ever).

I was early arriving at my hotel, which I expected I would be even though I took my time getting the bus down here. So they didn't quite have the room ready to go. opted to half check in and go for lunch and a walk. Weather is very nice, in fact it's so like Adelaide here in a lot of respects. I really don't feel out of place at all. Maybe it's because almost everyone I've overheard walking around here has an Australian accent (must be those cheap flights).

I walked around the block to Garden Walk which is an upscale new open air mall here, that's struggling to get tenants. Had lunch at a Johnny Rockets (50's style burger joint), and wandered into Disneyland for 10 minutes just to get the photo on my Annual Passport taken and printed.

I'm charging my camera, phone and laptop; which have all strangely gone dead flat while in transit?! So no pictures until later.

That's it from this side of the pond (X-posted everywhere ppl care)

2009-09-14T11:36:26Z

In around 12 hours I will be somewhere between here and the USA, in the perspective time machine.

I'll leave Adelaide at 9:30am on the 15th September.

While the Sun makes his trip around two thirds of the Planet, bringing Australia's yesterday to the USA's tomorrow, I'll be sitting in an aluminium tube trying to cross the other third in the opposite direction in only 15 minutes.

I'll arrive in LAX at 9:45 on the 15th of September.

Neat trick, wait until you see what I do on the way back.

I've been promised WiFi in my hotel, so if that works, the next transmission will be from the surface of the Moon. Or possibly from Anaheim, California.

I'm not much of a blogger, but people have requested "photos, lots of photos". So also dependent on the WiFi connection I will be posting some. Probably not in the first couple of days, as I'll be too busy being selfish to take the camera.

I'm also not very mobile, as I wont have a car. I do have the entire guide to Orange County's public transport system, so I may make a few expeditions. No promises.

In other news, packing didn't go well. It's all in there, and at about half the max baggage allowance.

BUT

I haven't a thread to wear. Despite my best efforts in the local stores. I'm going to 'hit up' (as they say in California, I wish they wouldn't) some clothing stores and some malls early on when I get there to see what I can see.

As I said...

2009-08-01T14:55:30Z

(It had to be done)

moopremiumyoghurt.com.au

2009-07-27T08:27:19Z

New packaging. *fear*

*tastes*

Crisis^* over. Still awesome.

(^*Not a woman's crisis as defined by Jeremy Clarkson. Possibly close though.)

Can't wait to see the divorce!

2009-07-26T15:44:25Z

I always cry at weddings

Yes!

2009-07-26T13:37:18Z

Perfectly sculptured melons
The last one with the mouth on it is especially nummy.

MySpace

2009-07-26T13:27:03Z

I take back everything bad I ever said about MySpace.

The fonts of wisdom.

2009-06-30T08:24:39Z

Periodic Table of Typefaces
Not a comic sans to be seen.

Website fail

2009-06-29T07:41:09Z

http://www.randapets.piczo.com/?cr=3

It goes sideways too.

Oddly calming as the lapping surf noises negate your text and colour fail rage.

This proves that LJ is better than FB!

2009-06-10T10:27:27Z

Or doesn't ... whatever.

Freno a disco!

2009-04-18T15:01:41Z

I'm saying nothing...

2009-04-11T13:19:53Z

...except that you should wait until the very end, it's very much worth it.

Oldelaf - le Café

2009-03-04T15:15:03Z

More Joel

2009-03-04T14:52:36Z

He's been prolific of late...

http://rathergood.com/kitten_war

Joel's been at it again.

2009-02-20T12:32:46Z

http://rathergood.com/bullion

(I'm not going to even attempt to embed this one)

and not from Joel...

monotonehell @ 2009-02-19T02:16:00

2009-02-18T15:46:56Z

This makes me happy and sad...

2009-02-13T13:40:21Z

Rocket Dog - 7 Seconds of Love

This may not embed well on some restrictive layouts (it's WIDE screen) so click here instead...
http://rathergood.com/rocket_dog

I haven't LOLed this hard in ages.

2008-12-19T15:55:45Z

This shouldn't be funny. But it is.

Wooly, 'nuf sed

2008-12-13T04:29:52Z

http://johnnyryan.livejournal.com/60141.html

http://deputy-dog.com/2008/11/urban-knitting-worlds-most-inoffensive.html

!

2008-12-07T05:22:17Z

Scoop!: What Darleks really look like with their tops taken off!

2008-11-23T13:20:08Z

Awesomenesses

2008-11-14T12:41:08Z